What? Has My Chinese Textbook Changed?

"What? You said that in "The Story of Peach Blossom Spring" you transformed into a cyber sword fairy to fight against the AI? In "The Legend of the Cottage" you transformed into a detective to solve the murder case in a secret room? In "The Legend of Mulan" you transformed into a warm man and fell in love with Hua Mulan?" "Yes, Li Qingzhao loves me to death, Xin Qiji and I are brothers, Li Bai is my drinking buddy, and Su Shi, you know, he really likes to eat the Dongpo pork I cook." "You must be mentally ill." "No, I'm not sick, it's just that my Chinese textbook has mutated."