Misty Catastrophe: I Can Simplify Rituals

An interesting life is half of daily routine and half of it is mountains, rivers and lakes. Come on, author! ! !

When walking in front of the kindergarten in the morning! A buddy braked suddenly and parked the car in the parking space. After getting out of the car, he shouted loudly: "Son! Get out of the car quickly, you're going to be late!", Then opened the car door: "Oh my god, I forgot the child..."

I haven't woken up yet. The author is running around. Not only is he not updating, but he also has very little content. The sky is blue waiting for misty rain, and I am waiting for your update.

In fact, just lie down and fall asleep alone. Nothing else matters. I just want to read novels! 🤭🤭🤭

A second-rate friend came to my house to play, and I gave him a glass of Sprite. He took it and put it on the coffee table and accidentally knocked it over. The Sprite spilled out, and the idiot's face turned green when he saw it. He overturned my table, grabbed me by the collar and said, "Did the water be poisonous?"

That thing, I suspect you copied it, because I saw a novel with exactly the same content as yours, and I quickly uploaded ten chapters to prove my innocence.

I finally got a girlfriend. My brother asked me to see the photo. I showed the photo to him. After seeing the photo, he looked at me a few times and said, "If you use a plant to describe her, then she is a flower. If you use a vegetable to describe her, then she is a cabbage. If you use an animal to describe her, then she is a swan." That makes so much sense! After I savored this sentence... Now I was on my way to his house with the knife.

From the perspective of ancient Greek philosophers, the four elements are water, fire, air (wind), and earth (earth). This view holds that the world is derived from these four elements. For example, the Milesian philosopher Anaximenes believed that air was the original substance. Through the process of condensation, air first turned into water and then into earth. The well-known four-element theory was later proposed by Aristotle. He believed that everything is composed of four elements and exists eternally. These elements have opposite properties that can be felt by humans, such as cold and heat, dryness and moisture, etc. In addition, Empedocles also systematically proposed this doctrine and introduced the two abstract elements of love and hate to connect or separate them.

My girlfriend's family is well off, but her father looks down on me, thinks my family is poor, and he is incompetent, so he embarrasses me. After coming out of her house, I secretly vowed to work hard! Finally, after three years of hard work, she and I were matched. Because her dad is bankrupt.

, Brother-in-law: "Sister-in-law! Is eldest brother at home?" Sister-in-law: "He is out, come in, I am washing the dates, and I will wash them for you to eat." Brother-in-law: "Take a bath? I'll leave first!" Sister-in-law: Son: "Don't go, don't be anxious, just help me change the water again." Brother-in-law: "The water is at the door." Sister-in-law came out with dates: "Are the dates good?" Brother-in-law: "..."

Wedding, Groom: In fact, after I fell in love with you, I also loved many people. . . The audience was in an uproar, and the bride was also stunned. Seeing this scene, the groom continued with satisfaction: Many people, including your parents, your family, and your friends. . . The audience burst into applause. The bride paused and asked: Does it also include my besties?

I bought a pair of pants online, but they turned out to be too big. In order not to waste the money I spent on the pants, I ate as hard as I could. After half a month, I finally put the pants on, but then I found that I couldn't fit into the previous pants. . .

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When I was a child, I always helped my grandpa buy wine in bulk, and he had to bring his own bottle. At first, I secretly bought a little less, and then mixed it with some water. The remaining money was used to buy candies. A little bit later turned into half a bottle of wine and half a bottle of water, and finally it was just a small amount of wine, mostly water. In less than a year, I indirectly helped my grandfather quit drinking.

A man who didn't know what was going on came to the toilet, found a random place by the door and squatted down. What should I do if I find there is no paper after defecation? He saw a water pipe in front of the door and thought: Just deal with it with your hands and wash your hands. He wiped off the dirt with his right hand and opened the tap with his left hand, but there was no water at all. He became angry and slapped the faucet hard with his right hand. The water did not come out, but the severe pain made him put his hand into his mouth. It was that right hand.

My wife is a female man. One day when she came home from get off work in a hurry, she shouted: "Honey, I'm back. I met a thief on the bus today. As soon as he passed by me, I realized that my phone was gone, haha! So I got off the bus and chased him for two stops. After I caught him, I beat him, but he He refused to admit that he searched all over his body but couldn't find my Nokia. The thief cried and begged me, "Sister, why don't you just pick any of these phones?" So I brought back an iPhone 6. "My wife, you didn't bring your phone with you today. Isn't this Nokia on the coffee table?" …

Xiaoli: Mom, Xiaoqiang wants me to marry her today! Mom asked casually: Does he have a regular job? Xiaoli thought for a while and said: He is the one in charge of wiping the blackboard in our class!

I was riding a bus that day and overheard a conversation in a crowded and noisy environment. A young woman said: "Look, you stepped on my foot and didn't even fart." A man said calmly and slowly: "I'm sorry for stepping on your foot. If I fart on you again, am I still a human being?" Suddenly, the car burst into laughter.

A friend who has been engaged in insurance for ten years was once invited by a classmate from a foreign university to have fun. Unexpectedly, he was deceived by the classmate and fell into a pyramid scheme. . . . All kinds of brainwashing! One month later, he successfully instigated more than 30 people in the MLM organization to rebel. Since then, he has added more than 30 key insurance salesmen to his staff, and his friend has been promoted to the manager level of the insurance company.

My grandma loved me so much that she put a handful of jujubes in my pocket on the first day of school. No one told me that I couldn't eat in class when I was in elementary school. Then I ate when the teacher was teaching me and I was bored. Then the teacher walked away from me with the textbook without looking at me, and stretched his hand in front of me. I didn't understand what it meant, so I spit the date core into the teacher's hand... And then went to stand in honor.