I Was Promised a Hero’s Story, So What’s With This Absurd Simulator?

An absurd jokester gets reincarnated by a truck into the world of a game he once played, called Savior Hero, and is gloriously given the title and duties of a Hero by the goddess... But his golden finger is an absurdity simulator? [Begin your first simulation! Your simulation will be posted on Tieba, and future simulations will be shaped by the comments of fellow forum users! This simulator's guiding principle is absurdity above all! Enjoy your wonderful simulation!] Wait, what is this garbage?! Kid, this isn't funny. I was promised a Hero story, so what the heck is this absurdity (Tieba) simulator?! (Furious) What funny things will happen when an absurd Hero forms an adventuring party with a group of troublesome girls? “My name is Lin Kun, and I'm a Hero. As for whether I'm noble, well, that depends on your attitude.” At the final battle, Lin Kun's figure gradually emerges through the thick white smoke. He holds a stun baton in his left hand and a basketball in his right, with all sorts of wild animals at his side. Behind him appear the six sacred words: “Classic, filial, urgent, joy, clam, win.” In front of the other Heroes, the royal army, and a host of adventurers, he calmly says: “Demon King, I will explain your dream.” Also known as: Offering Absurdity to a Wonderful World!, The Absurdist Hero, and I Was Promised a Hero Story, So What the Heck Is This Tieba Simulator? (New Game Plus Edition)