Dear Big Brother, Don't Turn Around. I'm a Girl

“Jun Buming, are you choosing me or the Empress Dowager?” The classic dilemma of a transmigrator has arrived. [The childhood sweetheart Empress or the older Empress Dowager] Most of the time, Jun Buming keeps trying to go back and forth between the two, but every attempt ends the same way: [You unite with the Empress, revealing to the world that she is a woman. The Central Plains falls into chaos, and the feudal lords march on the capital... You die three years later] [You have an affair with the Empress Dowager. The Empress discovers you and orders your execution. The Empress Dowager drinks poison first, and you choose to take your own life... You die three years later] [With the Chancellor's daughter... with the remnants of the former dynasty... with the leader of the Daoist sect...] Until the moment finally comes when he has to make a real choice. “I just want to live to a ripe old age...” “Why are you all so full of surprises?” The Crown Prince is a woman in disguise and a bit of a yandere; the Empress Dowager is a peerless martial artist, yet incredibly innocent; the Chancellor's daughters are so devoted to one another that they swear to live and die together... So this time, he is determined to [You enter the martial world, travel the land, sway the imperial court, suppress the rebels, and fill the halls with flowers... You live to a ripe old age and die peacefully 183 years later] From the very first day after transmigrating, when he saw his own [epitaph], Jun Buming, a tutor to the Crown Prince, knew his life would be carefree beyond compare.