I, Wu Dalang Did Not Die

On my thirtieth birthday, God promised me to travel through time. I made three requests, firstly, to have a golden finger, secondly, to have a cloud of beauties in the world (the kind that suits my aesthetics), and thirdly, to give me a beautiful wife. God readily agreed. So the thirty-year-old Wu Da married Pan Jinlian. Looking at the Water Margin world where the average appearance was much higher than in the previous life, he realized something was wrong: Where is my golden finger? Then I remembered what God once said: The kiss of true love can increase your strength and appearance to an unlimited extent. With only nine true love's kisses, you can be in love with Wu Er55. In the future, your appearance will be said to be as good as Wu's... Wu Da, who was born in Shanxi Province in 60 years, silently gave a middle finger to God in his heart, and then considered how to hug Wu Er's thigh. Over there is the world of hundreds of singles and eight evil stars, and here is the life of three-inch Dinggu tree bark seeking true love (crossed out). PS1: This article is not meant to abuse the author, it is HE. PS2: Wu Er is not girly. PS3: Decisive killing, defeating the gods against the will of heaven, industrial revolution in the Song Dynasty, civil copying the public, upgrading flow... None of the above. Don't have unrealistic expectations for mortals who try their best to survive in troubled times, kora. PS4: True love is true love. The kind where a hero saves a beauty and commits himself to each other is at best admiration and attachment.