Who Let This Cultivator Claim Social Security?

I transmigrated to a cultivation world with Earth’s social security system. Pay in for 15 years and you can retire, receiving a monthly pension for immortal cultivation. This is a cultivation world! Benefits start at 60? I could bankrupt the social security fund!

Su Mu: Everyone, calm down. I just want to enjoy a quiet retirement here.

Medical insurance: Claim approved. Your serious injuries are covered! You are discharged!

Unemployment insurance: You have been expelled from your sect. Unemployment benefits triggered! The sect’s secret manual is on its way!

This month’s pension: the cultivation world’s number one forbidden art, Heavenly Demon True Understanding. Please check your delivery!

The mighty leaders of the cultivation world: Everyone, we absolutely cannot allow someone this powerful to exist. Let’s attack together!

[Personal accident insurance triggered. The other party is fully liable. Processing your claim!]

[Congratulations, social security user! You have received 500 years of the other party’s cultivation!]

Su Mu really only wanted to collect his social security pension in peace. He never expected to become invincible along the way.