Offering the Industrial Revolution to Hogwarts

Twin Star Reporters bring you the hottest news from the wizarding world. Rumor has it that Hei Tao, led by Voldemort, and Huang Duoduo, led by Dumbledore, have been locked in an e-commerce war for months. Voldemort himself has repeatedly declared war on Dumbledore in livestreams on the MagicTok app, but the headmaster has yet to respond. In an interview with our reporter, Mr. Black, who declined to give his name, revealed that Dumbledore has recently become obsessed with long-distance phone calls and the wizarding battle game Duo Queue. And who is the headmaster's beloved Duo Queue partner?!!! Follow our newspaper's MagicTok account as Twin Star continues to track this developing story. During a live news conference, Minister of Magic Fudge publicly berated Ms. Rita Skeeter for failing to follow Ministry of Magic rules. According to the latest news on MagicBlog, Ms. Rita Skeeter will expose Minister of Magic Fudge's scandals during a livestream tonight at nine. A word from our sponsors. We'll be right back. This newspaper is sponsored by Mr. Fazi Gaunt, the greatest wizard of the century, revolutionary, founder of modern magical alchemy technology, protector of fantastic beasts, supervisor of goblins, richest wizard in the wizarding world, founder of MagicTok and MagicBlog, and recipient of the Order of Merlin, First Class!