Releasing Animals to Gain Merit, Why Doesn't Releasing Godzilla Count

“They say releasing animals into the wild builds good karma. I figured there’s nothing wrong with releasing Godzilla, either! Sure, Godzilla’s a little big, but it’s cute and loves nature, doesn’t it?”

Su Bai said this with complete seriousness.

The female reporter’s hands trembled. “Um... what are you holding right now...?”

There was a sharp-toothed monster straddling Su Bai, and he was still reaching out to stroke it.

“Oh, this is an alien. I’m about to release this adorable creature into the wild.”

“I love nature so much, the animal protection organizations are sure to appreciate me.”

The female reporter: “????”

The animal protection organizations: “????”

“All right, enjoy yourself out in nature!” Su Bai waved at the alien monster.

Everyone: “!!!!!!!”

“Don’t come any closer!!!”