Constantine Doesn't Want to Save Humanity

Dear Mr. John Constantine, please accept your annual summary of the new year. During this year, your total alcohol consumption was 95406ml. In total, you have defeated 99.9% Of the people in your circle of friends. Half of it is because you are really used to drinking wine as water, and the other half is that your friend's mortality rate also beats 99.9% Of the people in your circle of friends. Your total number of cigarettes is 10,983, and your favorite brand is "Sika", which is managed by Leonardo da Vinci, although she always blackmails you with it. This year you have left cigarettes in the room with 42 familiar people. It is not a good habit to leave them carelessly. Your doctor, Ms. Ereshkigal, recommends that you continue this good habit of smoking in the new year or even smoke a few more cigarettes, because this will give you a luxurious single room in hell. Your total number of dates is 0, and your success rate is also 0. Even the wooden target on the training ground will be admired by you. Your total number of exorcisms is 78, with a success rate of 28.73%, Beating 100% of your peers, because there are no peers of yours in this world. Congratulations, no one is trying to compete with you for business. In summary, you saved a total of -2 lives. This number appears because you involved more people in order to save one person. Please keep up your efforts and create another miracle in the new year! Search keywords: fgo, type month, fate