The Counterattack of the Super Disabled Person

"Do you think you have super powers?" "I think I am." "The king has the talents of a king, and the cook has the talents of a cook. However, you who can only change the color of your eyeballs must be the most useless superpower!" "Gah! I don't want to listen! I'm going to blast you away, I'm going to blast you away!" So this is probably a story about a person with useless abilities who constantly challenges the world's number one, the dark killer, the cult saint, the alien visitor, and the world's devil.