American Comics: Please Cooperate with My Interview

How do you get an exclusive scoop before anyone else?

Simple: interview the subject on the scene and publish it right there!

Ji Xiaoer planted a foot on the struggling Abomination and asked, “Mr. Mustard-Yellow Giant, what do you have to say about causing widespread destruction in the streets? Were you treated unfairly? Can you provide any evidence?”

“If you won't cooperate, then I'll just have to make you cooperate!”

The Abomination crouched off to one side, hugging his knees like a little girl who'd been wronged. The area around him was a complete mess!

A hammer floated nearby, rapidly transforming into a camera!

Ji Xiaoer spoke to the camera in front of him. “All right, that's what happened. Let's thank Mr. Mustard-Yellow Giant for providing us with this firsthand report! This is the Ghost Editor-in-Chief of the Daily Freedom, reporting for you!”

“Hey! You, the big green guy over there, don't go! I need you to cooperate with an interview too!”

At the sound of his voice, Hulk's facial muscles twitched. He pushed off hard with both feet and ran into the distance without looking back!

“Heh heh, you can't escape! Camera, transform!”

Ji Xiaoer rode after him on the flying sword that the camera had turned into!