Pokemon: From Team Aqua Grunt to Hoenn's Ruler

Starting out with Team Aqua, Zhenwu somehow heard the System’s thoughts while choosing his Pokémon.

[System: What the hell, why did I bind myself to this cannon fodder who won’t even last half an episode? He picked a Pokémon someone had tampered with, and it died on the spot!]

So Zhenwu calmly picked the most talented Zubat.

System: !

[System: All his Pokémon have such miserable fates. Aron died of its wounds after saving him, Gardevoir’s Pokémon Egg was stolen and it died of depression, and Gallade was permanently disabled in battle.]

So Aron was saved, Gardevoir’s Pokémon Egg was protected, and Gallade made a full recovery after treatment.

System: !!

[System: His Pokémon Day Care has caught the attention of a poaching ring. They’re going to take it over by force~]

So the poaching ring was wiped out, and even the leader’s ashes were scattered to the winds.

System: !!!

[System: Archie can’t stand him and wants someone to kill him.]

So Zhenwu took down Team Aqua and Team Magma, then united the Hoenn Region.

System: !!!!

The Pokémon Day Care he ran became the largest in the Hoenn Region.

Now a Champion, he declared, “No matter if you’re a Pokémon that can’t fly, a giant whale, or a super Caterpie, you can find them all at my Day Care.”

The System was dumbfounded. Wasn’t I supposed to have bound myself to cannon fodder? How did he become Champion!!! And he even caught all three Hoenn idiots???

Also known as: “I Overheard the System Complaining, and Caught All Three Hoenn Idiots”