Global Distortion: Eat the Black Mamba Alive at the Beginning

I don't want to read the second chapter. The protagonist traveled through time or before the end of the world, found a black mamba venomous snake in the back of the school, and swallowed it alive. As a result, the snake that was swallowed was not dead and was still conscious.                                                                             The snake feels that the protagonist's memory of the end of the world is too miserable and pitiful, and has no complaints at all about the protagonist eating him alive. He can understand and forgive, and is even a little happy. What kind of NTR plot is this? Can a newly born intelligent being have its own character, its own logic, and its own values? I'm afraid this snake is also a silly time traveler. I know you don't need to be smart when reading, but at least what you write must be logical, you don't need to pursue details, and you must make the article smooth. I was still thinking of finding an apocalyptic article to change my taste, but now this apocalyptic article is the one I remember most deeply these days.

Very nice, cheers author!

Really poisonous. How dare you call yourself a dark stream? The Black Mamba retains its consciousness, and it can also peek into the protagonist's memory in one direction, recognizing the master as soon as it comes up. If you think about it carefully, you will know that the Black Mamba can peek in one direction, which means that it has higher authority than the protagonist. It recognized its master as soon as it came up, which shows that it has acquired intelligence very early, and its intelligence is not low, and it also understands the rules of human society. Even if you don't kill him, do you want to save him for the protagonist one day? Seriously, author, if you change the protagonist to Black Mamba, the results will definitely be better than now. It is written that after the Black Mamba was swallowed and fused by the reborn person, he paralyzed the reborn person, then killed him in secret, and resurrected him.

Why did you switch to StarCraft because it was so well written? I can imagine that it might be grand in the future, but I came here to see the end of the world, hey...

Directly transform into the form of Black Dragon Sky, and then remove the other consciousness. Otherwise, it always feels like a bit of a show when watching it.

I'm really embarrassed. The writing style is generally bearable. The vague description of "two black dragons growing out of the back" is bearable. But the plot of being eaten and then claiming the master is a bit too abstract. I hope the author can read it twice more and correct the sentences he wrote twice.

I really can't stand it. The person who just died was resurrected in seconds. The studio text is like this

So poisonous,,, I am Shennong,, I am addicted to poison

Alas, I just clicked in to watch the video in the browser. Reading the comments seems a bit toxic.

Is the school on the African savannah? And the black mamba snake. He is faster than anyone, how did you catch him?

I really didn't expect that Qidian would have such a rubbish book 😥😥😥

Why does the Black Mamba evolve with you instead of overwhelming you? .

Black mamba snakes can be caught in the mountains behind the school. Is your school in Africa?

Let's not talk about where the Black Mamba came from in China. How did he, a foreign snake, turn into a dragon?

Putting the used toilet paper into his mouth and eating it, he suddenly had an idea and the novel was born🤫

The great emperor fell, and the blood rain continued for three days.

Produced in batches by a studio, it has the same visual feel as a primary school student's composition. Apart from a few cool moments here and there, it's just shit. Not as good as what others wrote with care

No, buddy, you can catch black mamba venomous snakes in the mountains behind the school. Are you in Africa?

It would be okay if the male protagonist didn't have a double break with those two women, but I wouldn't be able to watch it if he had a double break.

Is this kind of garbage worthy of being included in Qidian? Is there also a charge?

Feeling light and not solid enough, farewell

The first hundred chapters were pretty normal, but the progress in the last five chapters went directly from 70% to 100%, which made me laugh. The middle part was just a run-down, with all kinds of mindless tricks. The evaluation is pure primary school student's running account 😥

I thought there was no woman, but I really couldn't bear to watch it anymore. Can I get a refund? 😭

Qidian's books are getting worse and worse👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻You can find any kind of garbage, and now the quality is not as good as Rotten Tomatoes

If you don't kill beautiful women, you won't write about decisive killing. When you write about women, it will be extremely vulgar. The writing is so bad and the plot is so bad.

Support the author, but I also hope everyone will support my friend's novel. I would like to recommend you a fantasy novel that is extremely imaginative. This novel is: Returning to the Fairyland, the book is at the starting point. This is a very silly novel. The author specializes in funny novels. There are various plot contrasts and funny plots in the novel. The novel is very funny. I hope you can support my good brother. I hope you can support the crowd and the seat. Thank you for your support, fellow Taoists.

It's poisonous. It's very poisonous in the first chapter.

"A boy from this world, a cruel dark corpse king appeared in the elf world. He sat on a luxurious toilet made of gold. He often robbed the elves on the way and asked them: Do you think I look like a human being? If the answer is yes, he will sit back on the toilet with satisfaction. If If you answer no, he will become furious and send out his minions to destroy everything. The beautiful elven world is suffering from a great crisis. Please sign a contract with us and become an invincible warrior to resist the Dark Corpse Emperor! " A cute blue bird-shaped elf in the subspace shouted. "I will give you love and tolerance!" A brown and green fat little elf said, blinking his mung bean eyes. "I will give you courage and strength!" A red elf with two horns on his head said, waving his cute little sword. "I will give you happiness and patience!" A purple elf said, swinging his crab hands and tentacles. "And I will give you wisdom and magic!" The cute blue bird-shaped elf stretched out his colorful wings and said. "Who do you want to choose for the contract?" "As a child, I can't tell, I want to try them one by one!" The bald boy said eagerly. As a result, the bald boy named Walkerma von Hindenstein gained unparalleled piety and power. His love was so strong that he claimed to be the spiritual descendant of the God-Emperor and a living saint. He even made up rumors that he was a descendant of the God-Emperor's illegitimate son... His courage was so strong that he would ride into the battlefield in a chariot, shouting spells while wielding a hammer to kill any dirty scum who dared to touch his luxurious carriage with dirty hands. His happiness is so simple. Apart from whipping himself every day, you don't know what he did to the statue of the God Emperor while hiding in his room... His wisdom is so outstanding. He reads ancient scrolls and scripture files in the Imperial Library every day, and from the treasure house of forbidden knowledge, he understands a great truth: justice will defeat evil, otherwise it will be defeated by evil. "After so many years, what is your choice?" The four elves asked in the dark. "Only children make choices, and I, the greatest gentleman in the empire, the invincible pastor, the light of civilization, the holy Archbishop Walkerma, want them all!" The bald middle-aged man stretched out his big hand and shook it tightly. As a result, his body turned into a skeleton, and he was forced to put on the Bone King's armor and the crown of witchcraft. He cut off his right hand and forcibly attached it to a bone melon. His body was repeatedly pierced inside and outside by the black tentacles ejected until it was completely wrapped. Became Nagash, the Corpse King. "What a greedy guy. I've run out of ideas. Let's find the next person to seduce." The four elves named Nurgle, Khorne, Slaanesh, and Tzeentch discussed this. "Young man from this world, a cruel dark corpse king has appeared in the elf world..." Before the cute blue bird-shaped elf finished speaking, the bard who was stopped said: "Lovely elf, do you think I look like a human being?" "Um... You do!" The bird-shaped elf seemed to have a strange association and replied tremblingly. "The answer is correct! Have you heard of Cathay? I have a long narrative poem of 600,000 words. Please give me some time and listen to my details."

Can you, the Black Mamba, elbow?

Chapter 25 started charging. I thought members could watch it for free and immediately signed up for a membership. But it turned out that there was still a fee, so it was in vain 😭