White Porridge and Pickled Mustard Are Enough, I Was a God in Ancient Times

Name: White Porridge and Pickled Mustard Are Enough, I Was a God in Ancient Times
Author: Wild Geese in Winter

白粥榨菜管够，我在古代当神仙

by Wild Geese in Winter (冬天的大雁)

Status: Completed
Length: 80k Words
Genre: Historical
Audience: Male
Subgenre: Alternate History
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Qidian

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Synopsis

Traveling back in time to ancient times, I received a teaching from Heavenly Lord and could summon white porridge and pickled mustard. On the day of the crossing, the whole village knelt on the ground and called the gods. The next day, people from all over the country came to see the immortal. One month later, the county magistrate heard about the situation and came in person. After confirming the situation, he invited you to go to the imperial city as a national advisor, but you were decapitated by an unknown mob. This winter, a group of women suddenly made you a bright yellow cotton coat. "General, it's getting cold and put on some clothes." That night, fox calls came from the woods outside the village. Soon, someone dug out a one-eyed stone man in the Yellow River. Early in the morning, as soon as you went out, you saw a defenseless white python lying at the door of your house, and then someone gave you a long sword. …

Reader comments

Just copy it, don't even change the name, just change it to "If you use enough oil noodles, I will be the emperor in South America", "If you use the snail noodles, I will be the pope in the Middle Ages", "If you use the watermelons, I will be the chief in Africa", "If you use the spark tubes, I will be the King of Austria in the M78 Nebula", won't it be enough?
5 likes2y ago
Is there any god who comes down to earth and requires that everyone must be fed and clothed; that everyone can read and write; that they can feed their children and their parents; that officials can make decisions for the people, that corrupt officials can no longer oppress the people; that evil bandits can be completely eliminated; that women and children can no longer worry about abduction, trafficking, being beaten and bullied; that everyone can have land and a house... Please, God, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Jade Emperor, please show your power quickly! In ancient times, countless people had this sincere prayer, but they never received any response. Not even a tiny bit! Until one day, a young man who can summon white porridge and pickled mustard arrives.
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