My friend hanged herself, and I became a major suspect. I told the police we'd just been chatting, then fell asleep, and when I woke up, she was like that. But the police said the coroner had estimated the time of death, and she was already dead while we were chatting. But I really wasn't lying. I'd stake my life on it: at the time, she was sitting right beside me, alive and well. She even told me that someone had been spying on her lately.
