The Great Ming's Attention Seeker

Zhu Cilang: Enough nonsense! I've always convinced people with reason! Shuiliang Toupiyang: Your Highness, reason becomes clearer the more it's debated. If you won't let anyone speak, how can you convince them? Zhu Cilang: Come closer. I'll explain this reason to you! Smack! Smack! The sharp sound of slaps! Shuiliang Toupiyang: Your Highness... you hit this old servant? Zhu Cilang: That's how I convince people with reason! Physics! A physical attack, get it? For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction, understand? Shall I ask your Ox, the one hit by an apple, to explain it to you? Shuiliang Toupiyang... bewildered, indignant... Zhu Cilang: Dorgon, come here. I'll tell you a universal truth! Dorgon: Your Highness, please enlighten me! Zhu Cilang: Battalion Commander Er, where the hell is your Italian cannon? Zhu Cilang: Within the range of this cannon, everything is truth!!