The Rebellious Cannon Fodder Licks Like Crazy to Stay Alive

Bai Yi was reborn the day after being diagnosed with late-stage stomach cancer. At the same time, she binds herself to a simp System and learns that she’s actually a minor villain in an entertainment-industry story where everyone dotes on the heroine: a shameless distant relative of the heroine’s family, a D-list nobody who piggybacks on the heroine’s fame and gets cursed by the entire internet.

Given a second chance at life, all she wants to say is:

From the start, she’s back at death’s door, with less than three thousand yuan in savings.

Bai Yi, keep it together. Grind those simp missions!

She’s not afraid of the family favoring sons over daughters. She’ll grab a wrench and swing away!

The variety show gets trashed by the whole internet. The more they hate it, the more they love it.

Can’t act? No problem. She’ll switch professions and keep going.

No one watches her mukbangs, so she becomes an emotional-support streamer and loses her connection.

To save her breasts, she quits social media altogether and hustles to find another job.

She can do laundry and cook. She’s the number one housekeeper.

No one wants to do stunt filming? She can do a full tumble on the spot.

The editing team is short-staffed? She can do it all for the right pay.

Excel, PowerPoint, whatever the sponsor wants, she’ll put it wherever they want it!

Ask what she can’t do, and the only thing she seems to be missing a few screws about is romance?

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The male lead, Xie Wenli: “Honey, have you finished your clapper routine?”

The all-around warrior, Bai Yi: “I’m done.”

“Come on! Let’s go home and eat.”

“Sure thing~”

The audience below the stage: Hey! You can’t just stop there!