The Sword Immortal Who Hits People Through the Internet

[Absurd Cultivation] [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Snarky Commentary] [Everyday Life]

[This book's readers gain +100 Charm, +100 Luck, and +100,000,000 Money]

Xu Chang'an discovers that the “far ahead” phone he bought can actually help him cultivate immortality!!!

Every app on it has turned into a cultivation version!

Amap can search for blessed lands and enemy locations…

The all-purpose scanner can scan item attributes and improve their quality…

Wireless charging can even absorb spiritual energy directly…

Then he opens his WeChat sticker pack:

A wobbly little figure carrying a flying sword comes running toward him!

Only then does he realize

this is the real ultimate weapon!!!

(This book is made exclusively for three-year-old adults, and it's extremely specialized!!!)