I Can Hear the Voices of Antiquities

Yang Ze transmigrates to a parallel world. When he applies for a job at the Hongdu Cultural Center, he unexpectedly discovers that he can hear the thoughts of the artifacts inside. [Chinese culture is vast and profound. There is nothing I don't know, only things you haven't thought of.] From the Hongdu Cultural Center itself [Why does everyone nowadays eat greasy, fattening Western fast food? Let me tell you, Chinese food is the way to go. Besides Dongpo pork, Su Dongpo also came up with a tonic soup with eight treasures and rehmannia. Drink it, and you'll be strong and healthy well into old age.] From A Cookbook of Five Flavors [Depression is caused by stagnant liver qi and poor circulation. What good will counseling do? You need medicine. Hua Tuo had two great specialties. The first was mafeisan, and the second was the Qingxin Jieyu Pill. Take one, and you'll be halfway cured.] From The Divine Farmer's Materia Medica [What? You think baijiu tastes bad and red wine is more refined? Bullshit! That's because you've never tried truly fine ancient wine. Ever heard of Golden Goblet Clear Wine?] From the Four-Goat Square Zun [For the record, I wasn't painted by Wang Ximeng. The guy who painted me was that loser Tang Bohu.] From a fake copy of A Thousand Li of Rivers and Mountains (Cross out “fake copy,” damn it!) Yang Ze gaped. “No way! These things have all come to life!” And so, the gears of fate began to turn.