The King of Words

After accidentally switching bodies with my best friend, I criticized all the relatives in my best friend's family. My cousin who loves to take advantage came to borrow a car, "You don't drive it anyway, so it's just idle time. Why don't you lend it to us to drive? It's not like we won't give it back to you!" I still kept smiling: "The morgue is idle, so why don't you go lie down?"