Leader of Dazhai in Northern Song Dynasty

"Hey hey hey, what are you doing???" "Choose you to be the leader of the village!" "I just beat you yesterday..." "That's why we chose you to be the leader of the village!!!" "I don't want to be a bandit. I want to take the imperial examination and then become an official and be granted the title of wife. I also want to recite poems and compose poems and listen to music!!!" "The leader of the village is bigger than the official. You are the emperor here. If you want to listen to music, we will go to the city to catch you some... Beautiful young ladies who can both sing and dance..." "..." While talking, Tu Qingyuan was forcibly pushed to the village leader's tiger-skin chair...