Ultraman Is Not the Giant Mountain Superhero

Thanks for the invite. I was just born from a black hole and descended upon Leo, where I ran into the legendary Black Tide Island incident from the start. I kindly helped Leo defeat the Twin Monsters and destroy the Blade-Wielding Tyrant... and helped avenge Dan Moroboshi's broken leg. But this ungrateful jerk didn't thank me. Instead, he drove a jeep, kicking up clouds of dust as the engine roared. With his lame leg, Dan Moroboshi went speeding off, flung his crutch, and roared, “Nobody move! Charge straight at the jeep!” “What’s that look for? What’s with that expression? You can’t even use the most basic Ultra Psychic Power, and your fighting style is utterly savage. Trust me, you’ve got potential. All you need is one push on the gas pedal from me to succeed.” This is the story of a chuuni young man being disciplined by the invincible Seven!