The Hero Is Afraid of His Wife

As a member of a martial arts family, he was troubled by all the strange dominatrixes in the family. Therefore, he wrote down the criteria for marrying a wife on a piece of white paper. If the wife did not meet his standards, he would simply become a monk. But he didn't know that the standards for marrying a wife he wrote fell into the hands of the old lady, so the old lady simply "accomplished" him. He was assigned a "superior" one, so he lived in "dire straits".