Master Immortal Always Cheats Me

Disciple, your master and I are an immortal, and I have nowhere to show my talents. It's great to have you as my disciple. Come and see, these are great inventions of my master. Disciple, this is the mosaic spray invented for the master. It is very easy to use. Its slogan is to rectify bad social trends and use mosaic spray quickly. If it doesn't work, spray it on your body. It's cool and environmentally friendly. It's great. Disciple, this was invented for the master. Step on the banana peel 100% of the time. When the demons chase you, throw it to the ground to ensure that they cannot catch you. Apprentice, this is a fire-proof umbrella. I tried it with a lighter. The demon's fire attack on you is absolutely ineffective. Disciple, this rice bowl-like thing is a collector of demon spirits. As long as you shout and come to the bowl, the demon spirits will be sucked in. Am I going to use these to catch demon spirits? Why do I feel like I am a big injustice...