I Livestream Cooking Pig Feed, and Make the Top-Tier Star Drool

Shen Jiao was helping her grandfather cook pig feed at home. Bored, she started a livestream, drawing a crowd of hilarious viewers who joined in and pretended to be pigs:

“Big sis, add more water. I like it runny.”

“Pigs eat all-natural food, while I’m eating high-tech nonsense.”

“Add more chili. It’s too bland. Sichuan pigs aren’t happy.”

When a TV crew came to the village to film a variety show and look for someone to cook, Shen Jiao volunteered.

On the first morning, she made a pot of pig feed. It smelled so good that while she was out, the movie star and the leading actor ate the whole thing.

Movie star: “It tastes even better than a Michelin-starred meal. Would you be interested in becoming my personal chef?”

The leading actor wasn’t about to be outdone: “Come cook for me. You can name your salary!”

Viewers: “You can’t stop streaming, blogger! Without your pig-feed cooking livestream to watch while we eat, our meals just don’t taste as good!”

A few months later.

The sickly young master of the Li family from the capital brought home a country girl who cooked pig feed every day.

A sickly young master and a country girl? A perfect match!

The Li family couldn’t wait for them to get together. If the sickly young master caught a virus and kicked the bucket, they’d get their hands on the inheritance!

But they waited and waited. The sickly young master didn’t die. He got together with the country girl, and his health kept improving!

He could even carry shoulder poles and haul pig feed…

Meanwhile, the country girl they talked about was livestreaming with the doors locked tight~

Outside, people kept calling out in misery.

Top-tier star: “Jiaojiao! What happened to the vegetable soup you promised to make me?”

Academician from the Chinese Academy of Medical Sciences: “Jiaojiao! What happened to the medicinal diet list you promised me?”

…

[One Big Iron Pot] livestream:

“Don’t put in eggplant stems next time. They poke my mouth, and I don’t like them.”

“Another day of envying the pigs’ meals.”

Suddenly, a strange comment appeared:

“Darling, I sent those old geezers packing for you. Now, where’s my reward~”

Shen Jiao: “It’s ready! Hurry over and help me feed the pigs!”