I Returned to Before I Became a Vegetative State and Became Invincible Through Cultivation

Qiao Ningxun died, then was reborn in the year her family was tens of thousands of yuan in debt. As soon as she was reborn, her scumbag father showed up with his new lover to give up custody of her. Not long afterward, her mother lost her job. With three children still in school to support, the family was dirt poor. But Qiao Ningxun discovered she could cultivate immortality, and suddenly none of those problems were problems anymore. As time passed, everyone noticed that the Qiao family's vegetables and fruit grew better and tasted sweeter than anyone else's. Whenever the Qiao family went up the mountain, they came back with a rich haul. They brought down baskets of morels, boletes, termite mushrooms, and other fungi that nobody else could find. The Qiao family grew younger with every passing year. The men became stronger, and the women's skin grew as soft as peeled eggs. Whatever Qiao Ningxun said came true, as if her words were blessed. Countless people came to her every day to have their fortunes told. And everyone who treated Qiao Ningxun well saw their fate change dramatically. Lost scores for ancient zithers, old medical prescriptions, and ancient martial arts suddenly resurfaced. And in the end, every trail led back to Qiao Ningxun as the one who brought them to light. The Qiao family gradually became the wealthiest family in Daguo Village. After Qiao Ningxun made life better for her family, all sorts of rumors about her began circulating online. Qiao Ningxun and a world-famous tycoon were seen entering and leaving the same villa. The media went wild: Was Qiao Ningxun being kept as a mistress? The tycoon: “That’s my daughter!” Qiao Ningxun and a top-tier star were spotted at the same restaurant. Fans were heartbroken: Were the two celebrities dating? The top-tier star: “She’s my little sister.” Qiao Ningxun was seen with the aloof richest man in the world time and again. The public cried, “Qiao Ningxun must be related to him too!” The aloof richest man in the world: “Related? My foot. She’s my wife!” Netizens: “???”