You Were Supposed to Do a Slow-Paced Variety Show, So Why Are You Going Crazy?

[Showbiz + absurd comedy + outrageous banter + meme humor] Lu Qianyun transmigrated into a book, becoming the brainless, vicious villainess in a showbiz novel about the heroine's rise to success. The whole internet was dragging her. Even dogs by the roadside would bark at her at the top of their lungs. Lu Qianyun decided to take over the mess and hit back hard! Hater 1: “Because of you, I've decided not to watch this variety show!” Lu Qianyun: “You look so refined, but when you start speaking bird language, I don't understand a word.” Hater 2: “Whoever marries someone like you will be cursed with eight lifetimes of bad luck!” Lu Qianyun: “I'm society's leftover scrap and my mom's little pride and joy. Don't worry about me, I'm doing just fine.” Hater 3: “Can't you crawl back and be happy as a single dog? Stop coming on variety shows and ruining the view!” Lu Qianyun: “Don't call me a single dog. That's too damaging to my self-esteem. Please call me a lifelong single flower!” Her wild words left netizens stunned. When reporters interviewed her, she let loose without hesitation: “I'm famous, for better or worse. I used to be a little chicken, but now I'm a fighting chicken!” Good grief, why is this crazy woman so, so... charming? Newcomers to the internet were falling for her left and right!