Youth Is Like a Song and Years Are Like Poetry

I have an unruly and willful apprentice, an overbearing and unreasonable sister-in-law, a sister with an IQ problem, a deskmate who failed to lose weight, and a bunch of neurotic brothers. I am patient when I meet my apprentice, I am helpless when I meet my sister-in-law, I obey when I meet my sister, I understand when I see my deskmate, and I am free to follow my brother.