I'm Going to Be Expelled Before I Even Enroll in Hogwarts.

Rita Skeeter: Professor Dumbledore, who is your favorite person? Dumbledore: It's not her! Rita Skeeter: OK, Professor Dumbledore, when did you and her fall in love? Dumbledore: I said it! I don't like her! ! Rita Skeeter: Well, I understand. Thank you very much for your cooperation, Professor Dumbledore. Dumbledore: You got it! ! ! The Daily Prophet is fake news! Mr. Riddle, who did not want to be named: Yes! Dumbledore is right! Fake news! ... One hundred famous quotes from Principal Snape (1): Lori Guardiola, because you can breathe! So Gryffindor deducts 10,000 points! One Hundred Famous Quotations from Principal Snape (9): Yes, dear Miss Potter, ten points from Gryffindor for your outstanding, um, performance in cleaning the cauldron! ... "Minerva's Diary": Why! It was obviously me who came first! Whether I enroll in Hogwarts, graduate from Hogwarts, or become a Hogwarts professor, I was the one who came first! ! ! ... This is a fairy tale about Hogwarts. PS: Non-toxic, system-free, safe to eat