The Cleaner Game

My name is Mu Bai. I'm twenty-three, live at Murderous House No. 137, and am currently single.

I don't smoke or drink, and I refuse all forms of mind-numbing pleasure.

I'm always perfectly normal. Even when faced with the unrecorded and the uncanny, I can maintain a positive, optimistic attitude at work.

I never worry about food or clothes. Every month, I receive a special subsidy and allowance set up just for me.

But if I ever lose my job, I get anxious.

I work for a cleaning company. My main duties are cleaning up blood-written messages that run wild, strange growths covering the walls...

and you, crawling out of the television.

But I'm in a good mood today, so you have a choice.

Will you meet me in secret, or become my next cleaning target?