How Chinese Showbiz Is Made

Holy crap, this is outrageous! 😥😥😥 I just looked at the table of contents and the titles are getting more and more outrageous! 😅😅 A $500 million budget in 1998... This author seems to have something wrong with me. You can write a wish-fulfillment story, but don't go too far! Does anyone actually subscribe to a novel like this?

I really admire those who can keep reading! I couldn't even get past 10 chapters! You can write light novels! But you can't write idiotic ones! I tried my best to read without using my brain! I still couldn't take it, sorry 😅

Why go through all that trouble? Just strap a camera to the dog and let it run around for two hours, then release it right away. It won't affect the box office anyway, and it'll save you money and hassle.

This cheat system is quite novel; it's the first time I've seen one like this.

I've seen plenty of simps in real life, but to write a novel and still be a simp—I'm speechless. He licks the boots of gods, Buddhas, and even beggars. He fawns over all four main characters. His actions are utterly shameless, and he has absolutely no brains. I'd call him the King of Simps.

The protagonist has a serious problem: he always judges people based on preconceived notions. He tries to curry favor with those who will become famous in the future, unaware that he is already a big shot. Furthermore, he refused the money offered to him and even turned it away, completely losing the shrewdness he had at the beginning. Later on, his personality became like that of a husky!

This book has many flaws and many plot points that lack common sense. The Golden Terrace is truly insulting to women. The harem is large yet harmonious, and everyone's intelligence is reduced. All the women are subject to rules. Apart from the good and creative setting of the golden finger, there is really nothing outstanding about it.

So many women and you only slept with seven? And you're always fawning over this one and that one, can't you find your place? Global superstar, big director, or capitalist—none of these are equals, yet you're still fawning over them? I thought when you filmed "Shanghai," you brought so many women into the crew to take them all, but you went and fawned over a Japanese woman and got manipulated.

They don't care about their own status at all; they call everyone "big brother" and try to be everyone's subordinate. Do they even understand social etiquette? You're just a cheapskate. If you don't establish your own high standards, no one will respect you.

In 2007, Bill Gates, the world's richest man, had a net worth of $56 billion. You made $8 billion from one movie, plus all your previous earnings (from film salaries, profit sharing, and financial transactions), how many billions do you have? You're almost the richest man, bro. Aren't you scared? You're still acting like nothing's wrong, but the US government is going to kill you. You'll get shot by RPGs on the street. When the 2008 financial crisis hits, you'll be the first one they kill.