If Heaven Had Not Birthed Me, Cultivation Would Have Been an Endless Night

Qin Fan transmigrates into a cultivation world. Though he has no spiritual roots, he awakens an overpowered System: [Show off in public, act cool, and gain sudden enlightenment!]

As long as he makes a spectacular display of himself and shows off, he can gain cultivation points. Reach level ten and become an immortal on the spot!

To gain more showing-off... ahem, public admiration points and become an immortal on the spot, Qin Fan heads to the top cultivation sect, Immortal Cloud Sect!

Examiner: “Are you Qin Fan?”

Qin Fan: “That's right, you heard me. The sword in my hand is a Dragon-Slaying Sword that's nearly divine-grade. It's been stained with dragon's blood!”

What? Showing off only works if it's true, and I can't slay dragons?

A chameleon dragon isn't a real dragon!

[Ding! You made a heavenly display of yourself and attained unity with heaven and humanity. Cultivation points +5000]

Immortal Cloud Sect gains a walking loudspeaker, endlessly broadcasting Qin Fan's humblebrags: “I'm Qin Fan. I'm already eighteen, and I only just awakened an immortal-grade spiritual root. I'm such a failure!”

“I just studied one immortal scripture, and it took me two whole hours. I'm not worthy of cultivating immortality!”

The furious senior disciple of Immortal Cloud Sect is held back by the crowd. “Senior Brother, calm down! He and the Female Emperor are bound by a heart-link seal. You can't do this!”

Qin Fan: “At the peak of immortality, I stand proud between heaven and earth. Where I, Qin Fan, stand, there is the sky. But I really don't know how to cultivate immortality!”