Great Tang: From the Start, I Have 100,000 Pigs, Shocking Li Shimin!

Li Xian transmigrates into the eldest son Li Shimin lost eight years ago, and leads three thousand Embroidered Uniform Guards in raising a hundred thousand pigs! When Li Er sees the pigs, fat and strong, he goes over to inspect them and gets arrested as a pig thief! “Your Majesty, what do we do now?” Changsun Wuji asks Li Shimin from where he lies on the ground. “What can we do? I never imagined that a little place like Wannian County would have an expert like this!” Li Shimin says helplessly. As emperor of the Great Tang, this is the first time he's faced such a situation. “Changsun Wuji, you old coot, hurry up and figure out how to untie me! I'll find a decent weapon and lead you all in fighting our way out!” Cheng Yaojin shouts. “You fool! Shut up. We're all tied up. How am I supposed to untie you? Everyone says you only know three axe strokes. I didn't believe it at first, but now it seems that's all you've got,” Changsun Wuji scolds him. “You! If I hadn't been accompanying His Majesty today without bringing a decent weapon, those little punks wouldn't have stood a chance against me!” Cheng Yaojin says, his face flushed with shame and anger. “Stop arguing! Have you noticed how hard the ground is? There are no seams, and it's all one piece. Could this place have been carved out of a single enormous stone?”