This Author Is a Jerk: He’ll Quit Once He’s Made Ten Thousand

Fang Shu was a lousy author. After taking his customary leave to delay an update, he successfully transmigrated to a parallel world. The entertainment industry here was severely underdeveloped, and many of the masterpieces from the history of online literature had never appeared. Unfortunately, Fang Shu was naturally lazy. He was preparing to sleep away all his troubles when, unexpectedly, his lousiness exploded and he successfully awakened the Lousy Author System. From then on, Fang Shu was like a tiger with wings. He went farther and farther down the road of being a lousy author… A Certain Reader: Fang Shu, you lousy author! Even if I, Wang Whatever, were dying of thirst because I had nothing to read, and even if I fell from a building, I would never read another one of your books. After the next book was released. A Certain Reader: It's actually good. Editor: Young Master Fang, Lord Fang, could you please stop digging such enormous holes? I'm afraid the readers will blow up the headquarters building again when they come around. Fang Shu: How could I? My motto is: as long as life goes on, so does the digging of holes! Plant blades everywhere, and nobody gets to run!