I, the Strongest Fourth Hokage

Minato Namikaze: “Senior Xingji is our best... big brother!” (shouting)

Nawaki: “But... those are all my techniques he’s using!”

Hiruzen Sarutobi: “My son Xingji has the makings of a Hokage.”

Asuma Sarutobi: “My dad’s the Hokage, my brother’s the Hokage too. What’s wrong with me wanting to be Hokage?”

Dear readers, what you’re about to meet is Konoha’s walking disaster, the Five Great Nations’ leek-harvesting machine, the nightmare no one can avoid when the four great ninja villages attack Konoha, the ninja world’s loser Ace, a ninjutsu development (copying) machine without a shred of conscience, the Fourth Hokage, Sarutobi Xingji!!!

Sarutobi Xingji: “I’ve never been Hokage before. Being Hokage is miserable. My happiest days were when I was a genin, earning a few hundred ryo per mission. I’m not interested in the Hokage’s seat.”

P.S. This is a lighthearted story with no conspiracy theories. I’ll do my best to tell my own story without changing the original setting or characters’ personalities.