My Mighty Five-and-a-Half-Year-Old Is the Darling of the Entire Empire

(Zombie King Transmigration + Beloved Little Darling + Awful Relatives + Satisfying Revenge + Super Strong Female Lead) Baozhu has a bit of a headache. Her mother bursts into tears at the drop of a hat, her second older sister is too frail to look after herself, her third older brother is a chatterbox who follows her everywhere, and her father is supposedly already dead in battle. Not one person in this whole family can stand on their own two feet. The little girl is fed up. She rolls up her sleeves, shows off her skinny arms and legs, and turns the whole family into a band of tough outlaws. When Grandma refuses to feed them, she encourages her mother to smash down the kitchen door. When her aunt and older cousin bully her sister, she has her second older sister strip them and expose their shameful secrets. What? You want to take advantage of my mother? I'll break your legs! When there's no food at home, she hauls a wild boar back from the mountain for a feast. When rebels raid the village and try to force people into the army, what the heck? Baozhu cries out, “Shut the gate! Let the pigs bite those bastards!” One day, her father, who was supposed to be dead but has become emperor, returns. He finds his gentle, virtuous wife swinging a broom, his charming and adorable eldest daughter sharpening a knife, and his clever son pondering whether to use laxatives or rat poison. His youngest daughter, whom he's never even met, hefts a huge iron hammer. “Lies! My father died ages ago. Of all the people you could impersonate, why pretend to be my deadbeat dad?”