Little Mystic Ancestor, I Have Five Top-Tier Star Nephews

[Little Metaphysics Prodigy + Beloved by All + Variety Show for Kids, 1v1 Sweet and Satisfying] On the very first day Tan Weixi came down from the mountain, her notorious, scandal-ridden actor grandnephew brought her onto a family variety show. Looking at the children crying their eyes out, she stared into the camera with “Someone save me!” written all over her face. When she heard that their spring outing had been canceled because of the rain, she thought it was no big deal. She casually made a hand seal, and in an instant the clouds parted and the sun came out. Netizens: “Building a persona around metaphysics is a recipe for a spectacular downfall!” But as more and more coincidences piled up, netizens began declaring that the end of science was metaphysics. When the haters came after her, Tan Siran said, “Little grandaunt, don’t be scared. The Tan family has your back!” Little did they know, Tan Weixi was never short of people backing her up. First Senior Brother: “If there’s trouble, give them my name. I’m the big shot at the Ability Users Association. One summoning talisman and I can bring a thousand troops to your aid.” Second Senior Brother: “Your forehead is dark. A little demon is haunting you. One million, and I’ll beat it until its soul is destroyed.” “Turns out my junior sister cast the curse? I’ll reinforce it for you, junior sister. This is too tame. Let’s summon a few big demons for fun.” Grandnephew: “I don’t bother with gigs under five million. Little grandaunt is getting flamed? I’ll make them go bankrupt!” Second Grandnephew: “Someone stole your gig, little grandaunt? I’ll blacklist those idiots!” Fourth Grandnephew: “You expect me, a rapper, to sing this cheesy song? Who are you trying to insult? Don’t cry, junior sister. My heart’s beating like a blazing fire of love. Fifth, quit standing there and dance for me!” Fifth Grandnephew: “...” That left only her straightforward, somewhat dim third grandnephew, the actor Tan: “We can’t do anything, so let’s give everyone a demonstration of pure, unadulterated stupidity.”