This Book Is Really Boring

I am the author, and let me start by saying that this book is really boring. Readers who are not too busy are best not to read it, and readers who have enough leisure are best not to waste their time. This book is already so boring. The reason why I continue to waste my time writing it is because I, the author, have awakened my superpowers! As long as this book has more than a million words and is completed, I can materialize any person or thing in this book! Therefore, I am so bored that I write such a boring book, so that I will no longer be bored after finishing the book. I, the author, want to do whatever I want!