Can I Dodge Conan's Anesthetic Needle Today?

Female-led story, focused mainly on the plot. There’s a CP, but I’ve been single my whole life, so I’ve given up on making things difficult for myself. See the notes about the story for details. I transmigrated five years ago, and have spent every day lazing around whenever I can. Now the little girl next door is taking a blue-suited kid with glasses to meet a client with me... She tells me the kid’s name is Edogawa Conan... ???!!! The little boy gives me a sweet, adorable smile, but that’s the smile of the Grim Reaper! Wait... Isn’t our group missing an uncle? Oh, I’m the detective. My gender’s wrong, and so is my character setup, but as long as I pass out, I can lie around and become a famous detective. Sounds great... not! No promise of daily updates. After all, the whole story is free... I’ve been writing for so long without earning a cent, but I’ll do my best to finish it.