The Idle-Fish Princess Won't Turn Over

[Completed this week] They say the Ninth Prince has already killed seven wives. How long do you think the eighth one will last?

I, the princess consort, only want to stay in the side courtyard, tending flowers and plants and waiting around to die.

“Your Highness, the prince sent word that he wants you to join him for a meal.”

“Tell him the old hen in my garden is about to lay eggs. I need to stay with her, so I can’t go.”

“Your Highness, the prince sent word inviting you to admire the moon with him.”

“Tell him a goose forced itself on a speckled duck yesterday. I have a case to judge, so I can’t go.”

“Your Highness, the prince sent word that he wants to make babies with you.”

Can I really stay here now?

Time to run!

Come on, let’s chant together: “She runs, he chases, and she can’t escape!”

The prince roared, “Hua Xiangrong, don’t even think about running! I’m the only man you’ll ever have!”