Fairy Aunt, Please Take Your Soft Rice Away

I never want to play games with my girlfriend again! She's such a bitch! I'm addicted to food and boss me around all day long I am the heart of a lover, the life of a bachelor Wouldn't it be nice to be called brother to King Yama? Wouldn't it be nice for Bai Wuchang to be my pawn? Isn't it delicious to collect the elixirs and magic weapons of all the great gods? I want to become the cancer at the top of the pyramid in another world, watch how I bring trouble to the world and stir up the storm!