How Could I, Enel, Be a Patriarch?

Many years later, in an interview with a reporter from the World Economy News Paper, Enel would repeatedly insist: “I’ve said this countless times already: how could I, Enel, be a descendant of the Celestial Dragons? Anyone who calls me that must have ulterior motives! What do you think, President Morgans?” The next day, someone found a gigantic white albatross hanging from a sheer cliff on the Red Line.