Funeral Livestreamer: I Own a Building in the Magic City

After transmigrating, Liu Li was delighted to discover that he owned a building in the Demon Capital, where he ran a funeral shop. To keep the building, he launched a massive advertising campaign across the internet: “During the Qingming Festival rains, Liuli Funerals handles grave-sweeping for you.” “Our motto is: Die happy, live happily.” While casually scrolling past the biker goddess Pizi Mei and her spectacular four-foot-long legs, Liu Li saw a System notification appear before his eyes: “Customer detected: Pizi Mei, the biker goddess.” “Customer index: 100% (Definitely doomed!)” “Cause of death: 1. Tsk, men; 2. ???; 3. ???” “Customer registration: Please tap to follow.” What kind of cause of death was that? Utterly baffled, Liu Li followed her without hesitation. “How about a full-service funeral package?” The next day, while Liu Li was being publicly attacked in an online backlash stirred up by influencers, the biker goddess really did kick the bucket. Once, twice, three times... The biker goddess, a non-mainstream beachcomber, an outdoor wanderer, a handsome African influencer... One influencer after another was followed by Liu Li, and then they disappeared. Liu Li and his Liuli Funeral Services in the Demon Capital went viral across the entire internet. Why would a top-tier star burst into tears over a single follow? Why was the entire internet rioting and desperately sending tips to beg me not to follow them? With a wineglass in one hand and his phone in the other, Liu Li scrolled through videos and tapped follow. He crossed his high-heeled legs, looked down over his own tower, and laughed maniacally: “Leave a follow, and thanks, loyal fans, for helping add another brick to my tower.”