Leaf of All Things

In the beginning, it was just a leaf growing in your brain, and you had trouble sleeping because of it. Then you find out it's actually a cactus, otherwise why would it bear fruit. Then it grows into a mountain, and you suspect that the cactus has become a spirit. Finally you discover that this is actually a continent. And you are naturally respected as Ye Zu. The longest river in the mainland is named Yehe after your surname. … Thousands of years ago, you released two turtles in the Ye River. Thousands of years ago, you released two more turtles. They all spent the rest of their lives in deep lovesickness.