Cat's Journey to Urban Rebirth

There are only three steps to raising a cat. First: prepare a sack. (Generally speaking, pink sacks are more popular among macho men.) Second: Choose a cat that you like, and then take out the sack. (Please be sure not to use it on cats that have owners, otherwise you are likely to face beatings from the cat and its scrapper, the scrapper's wife, parents, etc.) Third: Take the cat home and take a bath. (What? Your family won't let you keep it? You just need to carry the cat back and leave the rest to the cat!) This is a story about a cat that is worried about its home. As for asking where the cat's home is... Wherever you are, it is home.