I Own a Restaurant

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An old man in a bright yellow Taoist robe says, “After having the spare rib soup from Yun Xie Restaurant, my back and legs stopped aching, and even my rheumatism got better. I can climb 999 steps in one go!”

Passerby: That ad copy couldn't be any more fake.

A middle-aged man in a suit says with a sigh, “After drinking Yun Xie Restaurant's black sesame paste for a few days, my hair got a lot thicker. When I walk around college campuses, people even mistake me for a freshman.”

Passerby: College students these days lie without even bothering to make it believable.

One day, the richest man in the country comes to Yun Xie Restaurant, drops to his knees, and cries, “Boss lady, you're the daughter I lost all those years ago! Come home with Dad!”

Passerby: What a shock!

Everyone rushes in to try the food, only to discover that a bowl of plain white rice costs 3,000!