What Should I Do If the System Is Mad at Me?

Wu Pingfan, a scumbag who can't learn anything and can't do anything, got a fool's immortality system after traveling through time. The system promises that even the stupidest person can be trained into an Immortal Emperor. But what the system never imagined was that Wu Pingfan, a scumbag, had never completed any of the tasks it posted that even a fool could know. System: Oh my god, I have never seen anyone as stupid as you. Wu Pingfan: This is a personal attack. System: You are just stupid. You go around bragging and causing trouble. In the end, you have to wipe your ass. What kind of evil have I done? Pfft—— Wu Pingfan: Miss System, why are you vomiting blood? You can't die, I still have to rely on you to reach the top of my life. …