Dating Show: I Keep Dancing on the God of Wealth's Nerves

Su Xihe, the king of the Kingdom of Su, went abroad to work so she could support her people. She got by on welfare payments from livestreaming, with the goal of earning three hundred million to make her subjects prosperous.

By a “twist of fate,” she ended up on a livestream dating show. Two heartthrob contestants fell for her, one offering her “affection” and the other “love,” but all she loved was three hundred million.

Her sugar daddy, Gu Yisheng: “If two hearts are devoted for the long haul, what does three hundred million matter?”

Su Xihe: “If you can’t even bear to give me three hundred million, and still want to mess with my head, you’re not even as good as Xue Pinggui was to Wang Baochuan. At least she dug wild vegetables for a lifetime and got to be empress, living in luxury, for three days. All I’ve seen from you is an intangible pie in the sky. Your promises are so cheap even a dog would have something to say about them.”

Esports champion Jun Heng: “My queen, I’ll do everything in my power to protect you.”

Su Xihe: “Less talk. Give me three hundred million first.”

A fun excerpt:

After sugar daddy Gu Yisheng chose Su Xihe as his partner on the dating show, she said:

“From the looks of you, this is your first time on a dating show like this. Let me tell you, two unknown contestants have no future. The director will cut us out completely. If you want exposure, more money, and to make it to the finale, you need to team up with someone who has buzz, fans, and a public profile. Got it?”

Gu Yisheng frowned. “You didn’t come on this show to find a partner?”

Su Xihe looked at Gu Yisheng as though he were an idiot.

“Are you stupid? Who comes here to find a partner? And why are you so old-fashioned? These days, it’s all about money. Why talk about dating? Can a partner feed you, clothe you, or give you three hundred million?”

Everyone’s inner thoughts: Sugar daddy really wants to say, “I’m standing right in front of you. Don’t I look like a huge sucker?”