Someone Has Sent You a Boyfriend Application

A scheming, ruggedly handsome police officer with max boyfriend appeal × a sweet, soft-hearted author On the day he meets Song Xu, Shen Yi thinks she’s an absolute idiot, a total airhead with no sense at all. Song Xu: Hey, is this your first time? Song Xu: Hey, your technique is pretty bad. Don’t get the wrong idea. They’re talking about making pancakes! Song Xu: Hey, are those AJs? Rich kid trying out life as a commoner? Song Xu: Hey, do you live nearby? Song Xu: Hey, you’re not very friendly to your customers. Song Xu: Hey, you wouldn’t happen to be an undercover cop, would you? The Mysterious Undercover Cop, Shen Yi: Got them on Pinduoduo. What, do you want to come home with me? I’ve invited you over, and you still think I’m not friendly? As for being an undercover cop... Teammate, she talks too much. Should I use that thing in your hand that goes 1,234 meters per second to take her out? Okay? Shen Yi: The above is purely a personal grudge and has nothing to do with my professional ethics. For the next few days, whenever Shen Yi set up his stall, he was harassed by this woman who seemed like an enemy spy. Song Xu: Hey, do you have a girlfriend? Hey, I’m hungry. Can you make me another pancake? Hey, I found a dog and don’t want it to grow up in a single-parent home, so...? Shen Yi: People online say you’re clever and calculating. What, did everyone else get plastic surgery while you got brain surgery? Song Xu, looking utterly wronged: You didn’t realize they were being sarcastic? Shen Yi, perfectly serious: Do you know what happens when someone insults my family? Song Xu, totally baffled: Huh? Shen Yi, putting on airs: I mean, your brain is underdeveloped. I suggest you find a boyfriend like me. Song Xu, roaring like a dragon: You’re the one who can’t take care of yourself!