At the Beginning, I Was Robbed by Heaven and Went to Drink Tea.

Have you ever experienced the feeling of being intercepted by the way of heaven halfway through time travel? Do you know what the way of heaven is like? Rumor has it that some planets in the vast universe will give birth to their own wills due to various coincidences, and these wills are called the way of heaven. It is said that the way of heaven is supreme and sacred. You say that God is the only one, but she is extremely vindictive. She wants to throw those who bully her into thunderclouds and chop them down for three hundred years; You say heaven is sacred, but she loves street food the most. She is covered in oil every time she eats it, and she doesn't like to take a bath; You say there is no way of heaven at all in the world. I guess before you finish speaking, thunder will be rolling overhead, ready to strike; You say that Heaven is an old man with white hair and beard who knows everything, but she can only hit my knee when she jumps up. She can get lost by turning left for 300 meters when going out. You said that the majesty of heaven is sacred and inviolable, and we mortals can only look up to it. You are right about this, except... This one in my house.